… … (stuff about how the writer’s kitchen is so much nicer and how Justine Miliband probably doesn’t like to cook because she’s just such a horrible feminist) … … and then the big conclusion
And that is exactly what we will get if Ed wins the election. An austere, self-conscious, self-righteous and, ultimately, hypocritical society of socially engineered equals.
A Britain made in the image of that sad, self-consciously modest Miliband kitchen: bland, functional, humourless, cold and about as much fun to live in as a Communist era housing block in Minsk.
Hilarious. And Daily Mail readers will probably lap it up.